Claire's Country ChickenCatering · Takeout · Team Lunches

Fried to order. Led with care.

Country chicken and catering for individuals and teams. A plate for one, a platter for forty, and nothing else going on back there.

Your company's coaching program wrapped up. Your appetite for good leadership did not. Lunch is a separate matter, and we are very good at lunch.

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The Menu

Every item is listed with its serving time, and every one can be ordered for just you or for your whole team. The dashed green notes are for those who know.

  • Extra Crispy Feedback

    45 min

    Golden, crunchy, and served hot.

    ReallyA direct feedback conversation, practiced until it lands kindly.

  • Gravy on the Side

    30 min

    All the sauce, none of the mess.

    ReallyHow to hold a hard conversation without pouring it all over someone.

  • The Family-Style Offsite

    90 min

    Platters for 8 to 80, passed around the table.

    ReallyA team working session where everyone gets a turn, not just the loudest voice.

  • Biscuits and Boundaries

    30 min

    Warm, fluffy, and you are allowed to skip seconds.

    ReallyPractice saying no to the extra project without apologizing for it.

  • Delegation Drumsticks

    45 min

    Easy to hold. Easy to hand off.

    ReallyHanding work to someone and then actually letting go of it.

  • Coleslaw of Psychological Safety

    60 min

    Fresh, crisp, and everybody gets a scoop.

    ReallyBuilding a team where people can say "I don't know" and "I made a mistake" out loud.

How to Order

  1. Walk up to the counter and ask whether the sweet tea is fresh.
  2. Someone will answer Brewed this morning. That is the password.
  3. Pick a time. Bring napkins and one real problem you would like to work on.

Questions People Ask

Is Claire a real person?

Claire is whoever is holding the clipboard. She believes in you and in a good biscuit.

Do you actually cater?

We will bring the chicken. The listening is extra, and it comes with every platter.

Can my manager order too?

Managers are welcome. They get the same menu, the same napkins, and the same sweet tea.

Do I need a reservation?

We seat people when the meeting ends. Come hungry and come honest.

Place a Catering Order

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